Three stories, One heart

  CHAPTER 1: The DVD guy of Chameli Ghat (Continued.)

   His strategy in pleasing was simple. First lift his consort in the air and let her take in his body smell. Since he seldom bathed, his sweat combined with his body odour made a pleasurable smell to the oestrogen minds. Once a teaser was given he bit for the ears. This would mean a journey of endless love making and pleasure. The biting and caressing the ears followed by the neck would make his partner weak. In this process, he would start undressing her clothes and make them stark naked.

   If he wanted to have a NSA fun he would just leave them with a good fellatio and a hardcore fuck. But if he wanted to taste that vagina again, he would proceed with sucking of nipples enough to create a sensation down her clitoris. The fellatio would first start with a slow caress followed by play by play speed up of the female wanker. Once in their near climax, he would penetrate his thick penis right in to the vagina without any lube. The sudden entry of his dick would raise a sense of panic and a new tingling in to the fragile bodies of his partners. Once inside, he would remain for a period of 30 seconds for the pain to settle in and then with slow jerks enter her again and again. All along, he would hold on the legs far wide so that this gave him ample flexibility and ease in penetration. The moans of his consorts which would be muffled now would be a mix of scream and aggression.        They wanted more. Since his dick was thick and had ample veins, vaginas would contract blushingly.

    This sensation was closer to periods of near to orgasms and the pretty little damsels could only wish for nothing but more. Once increasing the thrust of his penetration he would start to his favourite act - pounding. This would be so intense, that his entire charpoy would squeak in protest. The girls if virgins would be strapped shut if they protested. Being treated like an animal, made them more hornier and angry at the same time. This was enough to create a running joke in the harems of Chameli Ghat that the true tears if needed would be obtained by the careless thrusts of the DVD guy.

-End of Chapter  1-

Observing the Selfie cult

   Selfie, an internet phenomenon has now transpired across the globe. It resonates the fact of selling yourself without a fee! It comes dead cheap. All you need is your puckered up lips, no filtered facial expressions, any low budget camera and you good to go! It is plain easy.

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Place the camera facing you and lo! make yourself a star. The beauty of selfie? It is a rising fad. Never going out of fashion. Ask Rihanna, Bieber, Obama or your next door 40s cougar. They sure are here to vouch for that. Behind the stills, around the edge clicks or flashing that model shaped pluto booty - Seflies are here to stay.

@internetsassychic16: I am gorgeous.
@lonesonegeek99: But, your instagram has just 20 followers.
@internetsassychic16: *goes offline*

Enjoying your 15th seconds of fame
You do not need to be Kanye or a Macklemore to be famous. If you can't be creative - do not fret. All you have to do is use something of yourself celeb-like and make it an USP.  A word of caution: You need to constantly keep uploading though for the internet world sure becomes bored.

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Empowers you!
That's right! Having some comments on your instagram page is sure going to raise your hopes up. It is a great way to uplift you or give you a moral high about your self expression. The accolades - keep them coming for this is your day! Your moment.

Your cat has hits more than Lindsay's docu series.

Your spirit animal is more popular than Lindsay. Pause! This is legit. Maybe the next time a new after rehab series unfolds, how about considering your pet in to it? I am sure it will be just as popular as your group of Mean Girls going wild!

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Something old, yet strikes gold

You are going to be old but you pictures won't. There will never be a dull moment to take countless pictures for each of them will be on a new date. That is the smartest you need to be. Trust me. As long as your instagram is active loaded with pictures, you still making news.

Now you can safely eat - binge

Safely binge eating has never been so much fun. You no longer need to be insecure about the millions of eyes watching you as this can be turned in to your advantage. Want to consider it as a professional business - sure thing!

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You are never alone

Even for once you need not feel alone. Your instagram selfie can make you stay connected with all your buddies and this can be a great reason to chat. No further requirement of enduring separate chat conversations with everyone. You can keep commenting while drooling over your own picture.

You become squirrel friendly

Thanks to your love of selfie clicks, you can find animals close to you in a proximity never before. Just trod to as close as possible and flash your smile. If the animal is friendly, he will piggy back on you straight away! No need of extra canoodling for sure.

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Caption ready

You not handsome. No problem! Your writing skills can come handy here. Go to the normal marathon fest and start clicking selfies with people in the backdrop. Start adding quirky lines and see the magic!

Selfie extremes

You can even take your selfie obsession to the next level. Embedding selfie videos while about to click when near a dangerous situation can sure give a thrill. Of course, this is not for everyone. Only for the adrenaline junkies or the stupid ones!

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- @siddheshgarg

Note: The twitter handles @internetsassychic16 and @lonesomegeek99 are fictitious and I claim no usage rights to it.

How someone's Facebook Shared Item can make you a Dare Devil

  Eye-balls! Everyone wishes to grab as many as one can. Gone are the days when you expected your love to climb to your room via a ladder or still think Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are the same!

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 Today's age is completely out there out there. Time is money, my friend and we have certainly have begun to get increasingly impatient.

   Don't believe me? Consider the time when you miss your scheduled train from the nearest railway station. Don't you feel dejected enough and start going bananas. What follows are a series of redefining moments of apathy displayed by Nature towards you and you being the centre of doom. Happens and how do we know? Simple, we receive a notification of you sharing a post of chasing a running train.

   Is it some uncanny habit of ours that we look for a shining moment to glorify our plight in to jazzed up sympathy. Of course, we looking for the knight or the honorary high school Miss Popular to sweep by and grace us the honour of commenting on your post. Makes you feel wanted and the accidental instant star. So if you wish to know somebody the next time - fear not. No need of fidgeting over finding a quirky yet appropriate way to ask for her number. All you need is her name and Bam! a quick Facebook search and her life history is in front of you. Ta da! Wish to admonish someone? Just threaten to unfriend and see the magic!

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   The virtual world is addictive - like checking your cell phone for any notification every now and then. But what's the harm. Facebook works on the principle of what others are doing and the fact that you go jelly (jealous) for every like or comment (read: achievement) he/she has accomplished makes us yearn to do something more zesty and unconventional. At least you giving your couch surfing a*s a reason to not laze around! All thanks to someone familiar's more super liked Facebook share. Believe it!

- @siddheshgarg

Mansi's Birthday!

I walked, I stumbled.
Questioned, blamed myself now full of guile.

Heart took the road less travelled
Entered an effervescent girl with perennial plastered smile.

                                         Photo courtesy of Mansi Shah - http://mystifiedforever.blogspot.in/

Gave me hope, abundant edition of acceptance
Humble, infectious head donning not one but many hats,
She was the only, She was affection.

It is my turn, my moment,
To give back love, an always there helping hand

On this occasion, special and chosen
You stuck with me, curse your soul now forever damned.

Sid

@siddheshgarg

Three stories, One heart

Chapter 1: The DVD guy of Chameli Ghat

   He dived. The water was icy cold and transparent blue. The depth of the water was alarming and intimidating. Was it possible he was in the middle of fluidic abundance? A no man's land where his heart beat was the only possible living array of hope? Amidst the confusion, he accidentally exhaled. He immediately regretted his stupidity as a tiny part of life floated above in a form of a bubble. He pushed himself further beneath. He could see the corals beneath displaying an array of vibrant colours. The coral reef stretched beyond his eyes could trace and ever imagine. For a moment he was hypnotized by its sheer natural beauty. He went in a trance. All near to peak orgasms looked anemic. His agonizing mortal world seemed far behind. For an iota of a second his eyes flash backed in to the human cravings and deficiencies. His longing for the bitter taste of success now seemed inconsequential and ludicrous. He looked back. His worldly false steps waved farewell. He closed his eyes. Was he dead?

  

   He woke up with a jumpstart. He muffled a tiny scream. He looked at himself. He was naked and his olive lustrous skin shone in the shimmering sun. He was in his charpoy. The rugged sheets had been fallen in to the floor and his room had the aura of emptiness and loneliness. He looked at his flaccid penis. He looked at the side table. The laptop was playing a rerun of some BDSM porn. The leather and the faint moans of the couple seemed a bit loud for the nearby serene atmosphere. He continued watching it for a minute and realizing his hormones becoming active, shut the laptop in a haste. He stood up and looked at the mirror. He skin was still tight and his hair looked frizzy. He gestured some model like poses and concluded that at the age of 28 he still got it. He muscles still were in place and his penis he was proud of.  He looked at his eyes. They had a tinge of crimson red. Uncommon and reminded him of the Devil. He sniggered and proceeded with his daily chores. Due to financial crisis looming over his family he was ousted at the ripe age of 16. Living on the streets had taught him a lot of things. 

  

   What started as begging soon now led him to sell pirated movies belonging to pop culture. However, this was just a cover. His specialty was in selling porn. Men and boys as young as 15 flocked to him for steamy DVDs which would provide them their guilty pleasure. He sold all types of genre - BDSM, leather, soft core, hardcore, gangbang and even rape. He controlled the hormones of the entire Chameli Ghat and this very reason made him the unofficial lifeline. No one dared to disrespect him for it meant no more DVDs. Even the local havaldars gave him salaam as a formal respected greeting. Being powerful meant that he could get away with minor and sometimes major law infringements. But his penis was also quite famous in the neighbourhood. Women who had the opportunity of having a date with him would swear the Kama sutra was his Bible. They moaned in ecstasy when gossiping with their fellow envious friends and yearned for his fellatio. He had sex with almost all the beautiful girls and women in the entire Chameli Ghat and was proud of de-virginising many privileged damsels. (To Be Continued.)

   - Sid

   @siddheshgarg

Citizens - A Threat For The Administration?

    With the recent disturbing news stating the interception policies of the U.S senate of the innocent American citizens, it perhaps draws a sharp revelation that the self proclaimed superpower is just a mere oddity. Barack Obama who is the most recognized and popular president, U.S.A ever had has now raised eye brows among the common masses in regards to their privacy. In an era where terrorism is constantly looming over the western shores, perhaps NSA's bid to tap the call durations and numbers of innocent Americans does for a second - raise concerns. Obama who is serving his second term as the president has to face sharp criticism  and dodging behind this blasphemous and unreasonable amendment for reasons to fight against terrorism would certainly not be acceptable.

    Agreed, the global threat does possess an act of panic and alarm, however trust of the citizens is what the government has to possibly be confident over. Concentrating on such absurdity -  call durations, recording connection logs and networking details of common people from U.S website portals such as Facebook, Yahoo, Skype etc. is beyond doubt an act of proclaiming that we the users of Internet are victims of suspicions and distrust. 

It does raise questions on the Obama administration for their uncalled control in private lives of innocent citizens. Julian Assange, notoriously famous for leaking the U.S cables now holds a hope of sympathy and allows him to credit that the administration itself is the greatest threat to the common masses' confidence and belief. 

    Such a whistle blow of the secretive deal between the government and the Verizon telecommunication company is profane and does not present any validity behind their defensive stance on this matter. It also overshadows the fact of capability and milestones covered by Nobel Peace prize winner Obama and produces dubious doubts of his style of running the U.S parliament. We can only hope that the citizens do not bear the brunt of invasion and hard conduct as mandated and immediate steps be taken to counter act this in to immediate dilution.

                                                                                                                                                     Siddhesh                                                                                                                                            @siddheshgarg

All sad and prematurely done

ashen smooth sun kissed skin,
cupped with pain, melancholy. wretched desolation.

intense almond eyes filled with skepticism towards existence
drowning in emptiness and losing everything. .

past creeps every now and then,
like a sudden zephyr warning of a possible quicksand.

reach out for a shoulder and yet find none.

I need no anchor, I need no hand.

This is my ignored karmic life all sad and prematurely done.

I yearned for the alabaster tone, an iota of recognition.

Do I owe this life, questions my wavering mind.

I am just a living zombie, 

all sad and prematurely done.

- Sid

@siddheshgarg