Luis Suarez is a killer forward, has killer looks and now killer
jaws. His chiselled body and now chiselled teeth has become the talk of the
entire tinsel town. So much that noted toothpaste companies are fighting for
hiring him on board.
"He has sharp teeth that is strong and white.", reasoned head-honcho of Colgate.
"He can bite like a canine!", reasoned a jaywalker of All Dogs At My Disposal.
He become an international sensation when he bit Italy's defender
Girogio Chiellini in a fit of rage. Though the FIFA match was friendly, clearly
it meant something else in his Spanish. The common masses of Uruguay are
quite nonchalant of this incident and seem highly indifferent to this hoopla.
When questioned, one of the avid football fans stated, "At
least he got another reason to put Uruguay on the news map."
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Fair enough, we say.
Though, fans of Uruguay are happy; the ones who are planning to
raise a ocean wide protest is a lone Great White Shark. The Great White Shark
who goes by the name, "Shark X" had become popular for his killing
bites in U.S and Australia. Shark X would perform his weekly performance
consisting of showcasing his sparkly teeth, bellowing like Anil Kapoor from Badhai Ho Badhai and biting any timid dolphin at
the climax. Since, Suarez's biting incident; Shark X's show sales have rapidly reduced
to an all time low.
Complained Shark X, "My ticket sales are now lesser than any Mumbai's street
urchin. My loyal fans now ask me to do a Suarez. It is so humiliating!"
With a new respite and encouragement from several low key Bull
Sharks, Great X has decided to embark on a worldwide tour of protest. The tour
will cover a reasonable distance of Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean and even the Gulf
of Khambhat. Shark X has already succeeded in grabbing attention and he is now planning
to slap a showcase notice of fame adultery on Suarez.
"Serves him right!", quipped
Chiellini.
