Monday 13 April 2015

How to lose your love in 60 days


Love is addictive. The times when her lips become your lip balm, her eyes become your silver screen and her happiness become your everything could only be challenged with her presence. But what if her love has reached a level of such intensity that it spews careful amounts of venom? Her memories are now associated with your cringes and her smile is enough to make you think of Satan. Before you think eloping with all your belongings, check out these ways that can help you to lose your love in 60 days!

Stalk her!
Yes. Keep stalking her back to her house, her office space and even her favourite hang-outs. Of course you can issue the just-stumbled-honey card but make sure to keep your bag near your hands reach in case you need to scurry!

Okay her
This works. Every time. Always reply with monosyllables and get blessed by seeing her face draining every bit of loving colour.

Stop answering calls
While disconnecting calls are only for the brave ones, let's face it- you require enough energy than your collective testicles before you have that audacity. Solve this by simply avoiding her calls. Not only will she begin to doubt the relationship but also she will look for options. Excluding you of course.

Hire a Savita Bhabhi
This is for the alpha braves who manage to stand the wrath of her look. Hiring an actress to play second-fiddle for a party companion will be enough to make her go green with envy!

Add chillis
We all know her meals are amazing. But you know the inside-story. Add an extra bit of hot chilli or garlic powder during your evening meals and serve cold. Revenge is best served, we all rightly guess so!

Go selfie crazy
Post selfies showcasing your pearly whites without her. Not only will she wonder your drifting love but will also decide to take a step to move on. Ballsy? *now sit*

Make her remind of your nanny
This is the ultimate trick that you can use. Don't play the dangerous ex-girlfriend card for you need to think of surviving in one piece. In fact keep dropping comments that her looks are just like your flailing nanny. If this doesn't work, what else will!

­­­Try out one of these ways and watch your love go far far away in just 60 days!

P.S: If it doesn't help then God bless you and your future family. 

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Love is indeed addictive, very addictive. Especially when u mislabel infatuation as love.
Love nourishes ones being. Such a love is not allowed in society, as it is very existent itself. Very universal itself. What has been labeled as love in above article is infatuation. Infatuation for fulfillment of self-desires and comfort. Moment they are removed, infatuation ceases, and what is called as Lip balm of love, turns into Venom.
The whole set of advice is very sensible only if word Love is taken as affair from infatuation and not real Love.
Individual, who loves self, takes first step of loving others, interestingly, then no other is required.
All the above said advices are to seek another comfort, as first comfort is now discomfort, so there has to be shift of comfort. This will only make one’sself more miserable and empty. I would rather advice couples, to give little space for analysis and good communication, so that without negativity and emotional torcher, solution can be brought.