Rock The Boat: Observing the Selfie cult

Observing the Selfie cult

Selfie, an internet phenomenon has now transpired across the globe. It resonates the fact of selling yourself without a fee! It comes dead cheap. All you need is your puckered up lips, no filtered facial expressions, any low budget camera and you good to go! It is plain easy.

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Place the camera facing you and lo! make yourself a star. The beauty of selfie? It is a rising fad. Never going out of fashion. Ask Rihanna, Bieber, Obama or your next door 40s cougar. They sure are here to vouch for that. Behind the stills, around the edge clicks or flashing that model shaped pluto booty - Seflies are here to stay.

@internetsassychic16: I am gorgeous.
@lonesonegeek99: But, your instagram has just 20 followers.
@internetsassychic16: *goes offline*

Enjoying your 15th seconds of fame
You do not need to be Kanye or a Macklemore to be famous. If you can't be creative - do not fret. All you have to do is use something of yourself celeb-like and make it an USP. A word of caution: You need to constantly keep uploading though for the internet world sure becomes bored.

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Empowers you!
That's right! Having some comments on your instagram page is sure going to raise your hopes up. It is a great way to uplift you or give you a moral high about your self expression. The accolades - keep them coming for this is your day! Your moment.

Your cat has hits more than Lindsay's docu series.

Your spirit animal is more popular than Lindsay. Pause! This is legit. Maybe the next time a new after rehab series unfolds, how about considering your pet in to it? I am sure it will be just as popular as your group of Mean Girls going wild!

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Something old, yet strikes gold

You are going to be old but you pictures won't. There will never be a dull moment to take countless pictures for each of them will be on a new date. That is the smartest you need to be. Trust me. As long as your instagram is active loaded with pictures, you still making news.

Now you can safely eat - binge

Safely binge eating has never been so much fun. You no longer need to be insecure about the millions of eyes watching you as this can be turned in to your advantage. Want to consider it as a professional business - sure thing!

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You are never alone

Even for once you need not feel alone. Your instagram selfie can make you stay connected with all your buddies and this can be a great reason to chat. No further requirement of enduring separate chat conversations with everyone. You can keep commenting while drooling over your own picture.

You become squirrel friendly

Thanks to your love of selfie clicks, you can find animals close to you in a proximity never before. Just trod to as close as possible and flash your smile. If the animal is friendly, he will piggy back on you straight away! No need of extra canoodling for sure.

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Caption ready

You not handsome. No problem! Your writing skills can come handy here. Go to the normal marathon fest and start clicking selfies with people in the backdrop. Start adding quirky lines and see the magic!

Selfie extremes

You can even take your selfie obsession to the next level. Embedding selfie videos while about to click when near a dangerous situation can sure give a thrill. Of course, this is not for everyone. Only for the adrenaline junkies or the stupid ones!