Thursday 23 April 2015

A Delicious Home Delivery of Desi Cuisine


Box8 meal boxes!
There is no food like Indian. From the times when you dream about a mid-day wrap of a charred Tandoori Paneer or crunchy Grilled Chicken sandwich to your sudden midnight craving for a box of savoury Chole Tikki or a spicy Chicken Tikka Masala curry, indulging in a hearty desi cuisine while in your living room or office couch is like finding a scrumptious Moong Dal ka Halwa inside a Missi Roti! Allowing you to un-box all those flavoury desires, Mumbai's Box8 is nothing but a delivery start-up offering lip-smacking Indian cuisine!

   Since the April heat was as unbearable as finding stale Paneer cubes inside a gravy, I could only wish for a decent Indian meal to up my spirits. It wasn't long before I chanced upon Box8's meals-in-a-box service and decided to appease my hunger. As I had Rahul, a self-confessed pizza lover over at my place: the various menu options at their website was all it took him to try desi!

   Browsing Box8's website, we came across its famed one-of-a-kind 'Box' feature where they tuck wholesome Indian meals inside takeaway boxes. Filled with savoury curry, fresh salad and tangy chutney with vegetarian and meat fillings, the parantha or rice based Box were what we eventually settled for.
Dilli Chole Box and Spicy Paneer Box 
   The classic Chole made in Delhi-style with tamarind chutney of Dilli Chole Box was perfect enough to bring out the inner Dilliness of Rahul. What followed was a tirade of 'Avi', 'Vadiya' and 'Lajawaab' from Rahul with every single bite. Though I found the Chole pieces a bit overcooked for my taste, I liked the crunchiness of greens and the acidity of green chutney. If only they could lessen the amount of capsicum from it, the meal would be anything but a perfectly balanced treat!

Close-up of Dilli Chole Box
   Turning heads to the inviting Spicy Paneer Box, we found the cottage cheese juicy and honestly, quite fulfilling. The dash of cinnamon sprinkled on the succulent cubes gave a lyrical life to our taste buds. The curry was rich on spiciness and managed to transport ourselves into a food fantasyland with its strong but exotic flavour.

   A box is enough for one and heavy enough to keep you up and running. The best part of Box8's boxes are that it comes with everything mixed and all one needs it to dig in. If you wish to add desi magic to your choice of meal, Box8 is certainly a must try! With their  filling and delicious flavours, unpacking their tasty home delivered desi cuisine will only make you have them all the more! Order yours today! 

Wednesday 15 April 2015

When Things Started to Give Away

Back in the day when our love was on display,
With our passion play never going astray.

Our happiness that lasted almost everyday,
Our happiness that promised to go the whole way.

Kissing you everywhere like I was in junior high,
Until you started taking everything for a ride.

Our happiness now slowly coming to an end,
Our happiness now becoming my illusionary friend.

I stuck to you like we were an animal glue,
Placed your orgasm before mine every time you came through.

Until the day when things started to give away...


Monday 13 April 2015

How to lose your love in 60 days


Love is addictive. The times when her lips become your lip balm, her eyes become your silver screen and her happiness become your everything could only be challenged with her presence. But what if her love has reached a level of such intensity that it spews careful amounts of venom? Her memories are now associated with your cringes and her smile is enough to make you think of Satan. Before you think eloping with all your belongings, check out these ways that can help you to lose your love in 60 days!

Stalk her!
Yes. Keep stalking her back to her house, her office space and even her favourite hang-outs. Of course you can issue the just-stumbled-honey card but make sure to keep your bag near your hands reach in case you need to scurry!

Okay her
This works. Every time. Always reply with monosyllables and get blessed by seeing her face draining every bit of loving colour.

Stop answering calls
While disconnecting calls are only for the brave ones, let's face it- you require enough energy than your collective testicles before you have that audacity. Solve this by simply avoiding her calls. Not only will she begin to doubt the relationship but also she will look for options. Excluding you of course.

Hire a Savita Bhabhi
This is for the alpha braves who manage to stand the wrath of her look. Hiring an actress to play second-fiddle for a party companion will be enough to make her go green with envy!

Add chillis
We all know her meals are amazing. But you know the inside-story. Add an extra bit of hot chilli or garlic powder during your evening meals and serve cold. Revenge is best served, we all rightly guess so!

Go selfie crazy
Post selfies showcasing your pearly whites without her. Not only will she wonder your drifting love but will also decide to take a step to move on. Ballsy? *now sit*

Make her remind of your nanny
This is the ultimate trick that you can use. Don't play the dangerous ex-girlfriend card for you need to think of surviving in one piece. In fact keep dropping comments that her looks are just like your flailing nanny. If this doesn't work, what else will!

­­­Try out one of these ways and watch your love go far far away in just 60 days!

P.S: If it doesn't help then God bless you and your future family.