A Delicious Home Delivery of Desi Cuisine

Box8 meal boxes!

There is no food like Indian. From the times when you dream about a mid-day wrap of a charred Tandoori Paneer or crunchy Grilled Chicken sandwich to your sudden midnight craving for a box of savoury Chole Tikki or a spicy Chicken Tikka Masala curry, indulging in a hearty desi cuisine while in your living room or office couch is like finding a scrumptious Moong Dal ka Halwa inside a Missi Roti! Allowing you to un-box all those flavoury desires, Mumbai's Box8 is nothing but a delivery start-up offering lip-smacking Indian cuisine!

   Since the April heat was as unbearable as finding stale Paneer cubes inside a gravy, I could only wish for a decent Indian meal to up my spirits. It wasn't long before I chanced upon Box8's meals-in-a-box service and decided to appease my hunger. As I had Rahul, a self-confessed pizza lover over at my place: the various menu options at their website was all it took him to try desi!

   Browsing Box8's website, we came across its famed one-of-a-kind 'Box' feature where they tuck wholesome Indian meals inside takeaway boxes. Filled with savoury curry, fresh salad and tangy chutney with vegetarian and meat fillings, the parantha or rice based Box were what we eventually settled for.

Dilli Chole Box and Spicy Paneer Box 

   The classic Chole made in Delhi-style with tamarind chutney of Dilli Chole Box was perfect enough to bring out the inner Dilliness of Rahul. What followed was a tirade of 'Avi', 'Vadiya' and 'Lajawaab' from Rahul with every single bite. Though I found the Chole pieces a bit overcooked for my taste, I liked the crunchiness of greens and the acidity of green chutney. If only they could lessen the amount of capsicum from it, the meal would be anything but a perfectly balanced treat!

Close-up of Dilli Chole Box

   Turning heads to the inviting Spicy Paneer Box, we found the cottage cheese juicy and honestly, quite fulfilling. The dash of cinnamon sprinkled on the succulent cubes gave a lyrical life to our taste buds. The curry was rich on spiciness and managed to transport ourselves into a food fantasyland with its strong but exotic flavour.

   A box is enough for one and heavy enough to keep you up and running. The best part of Box8's boxes are that it comes with everything mixed and all one needs it to dig in. If you wish to add desi magic to your choice of meal, Box8 is certainly a must try! With their  filling and delicious flavours, unpacking their tasty home delivered desi cuisine will only make you have them all the more! Order yours today! 

-siddheshgarg

When Things Started to Give Away

Back in the day when our love was on display,
With our passion play never going astray.

Our happiness that lasted almost everyday,
Our happiness that promised to go the whole way.

Kissing you everywhere like I was in junior high,
Until you started taking everything for a ride.

Our happiness now slowly coming to an end,
Our happiness now becoming my illusionary friend.

I stuck to you like we were an animal glue,
Placed your orgasm before mine every time you came through.

Until the day when things started to give away...

How to lose your love in 60 days

Love is addictive. The times when her lips become your lip balm, her eyes become your silver screen and her happiness become your everything could only be challenged with her presence. But what if her love has reached a level of such intensity that it spews careful amounts of venom? Her memories are now associated with your cringes and her smile is enough to make you think of Satan. Before you think eloping with all your belongings, check out these ways that can help you to lose your love in 60 days!

Stalk her!

Yes. Keep stalking her back to her house, her office space and even her favourite hang-outs. Of course you can issue the just-stumbled-honey card but make sure to keep your bag near your hands reach in case you need to scurry!

Okay her

This works. Every time. Always reply with monosyllables and get blessed by seeing her face draining every bit of loving colour.

Stop answering calls

While disconnecting calls are only for the brave ones, let's face it- you require enough energy than your collective testicles before you have that audacity. Solve this by simply avoiding her calls. Not only will she begin to doubt the relationship but also she will look for options. Excluding you of course.

Hire a Savita Bhabhi

This is for the alpha braves who manage to stand the wrath of her look. Hiring an actress to play second-fiddle for a party companion will be enough to make her go green with envy!

Add chillis

We all know her meals are amazing. But you know the inside-story. Add an extra bit of hot chilli or garlic powder during your evening meals and serve cold. Revenge is best served, we all rightly guess so!

Go selfie crazy

Post selfies showcasing your pearly whites without her. Not only will she wonder your drifting love but will also decide to take a step to move on. Ballsy? *now sit*

Make her remind of your nanny

This is the ultimate trick that you can use. Don't play the dangerous ex-girlfriend card for you need to think of surviving in one piece. In fact keep dropping comments that her looks are just like your flailing nanny. If this doesn't work, what else will!

­­­Try out one of these ways and watch your love go far far away in just 60 days!

P.S: If it doesn't help then God bless you and your future family. 

Night of Bey-hinds

It was the night to remember. 

Gone are the days, when showcasing your vaj-jay-jay were considered as an act of eye-candy. Now, this is 2014. Beyonce's booty, never got out-of-fashion. So much so, that even celebs couldn't help but exclaim a flawless - *gasp!* 

Nicki Minaj's buns 

ass equals flawless.

Taylor Swift

Yes, she just saw Bey's.

Wiz Khalifa - Amber Rose

If only her ass were as famous as Bey's - Wiz

And Nicki Minaj again 

Considering how viral her ass is, she deserves another mention. 

After shaking her buns, Nicki's ass agreed - lets, hide in shame. 

And finally - Bey herself

My ass made for the G-O-Ds. 

#flawless.

Gifs source: Gifphy

siddheshgarg

When Both can say - Certainly

Relationships are never tricky. We just feel so. It is like peeling your poignant layers, one at a time. It sounds complex, at times vague - but that is the beauty, the simplicity. The more you try to dig in, the deeper you sink in.

You need to experience it before thinking about it. And yes, you have.

Relationships come in all sizes and shapes. The emotional ones, the spiritual ones and even the blink-in-a-miss all sex, all fun ones. Love, is such a tender theme, that even the great scholars can be left scratching their heads when asked for pearls of wisdom. So who do you tend to, when in pain?

No one. Yes, no one. For the situations how common, how understood - it is impossible to decipher the intensity of love. The feeling of being love, orgasms and peace can never be quantified. It is like touching the infinity. Limitless yet visible. I for one, never accepted the fact that the meaning of true love ever existed. Until it happened. In the most bizarre way.

And when did it happen. Boy, it was like nectar. The taste was like an elixir, I never tasted before. But then sometimes, good things do come to an end. Of course, things start falling the moment that spark starts to dwindle. But true love will still make you feel like singing to the selfless tune while walking to the road to nothingness.

The time comes when you wish to strike back. Nice and hard. Perhaps, with a new bombastic energy. This time, your fist is tougher than iron. But wait. Is this a rebound? No. It is plain flow of adrenaline. Anger, anxiety, loneliness all clubbed into one. The moment you start feeling good, a part of you knows you are in for trouble. You need to understand that relationships are never a one way street. The harder you try to make it work, the more it worsens. So who is to be blamed - ignorance, passion or maybe just your stupid heart who never fails to go all out?

The answer is again, no one. You have to be patient.

There will be times where you will feel like jumping off a cliff and changing colours like a shape shifter. But pay no attention to your frail side, let him come out. For, he needs this. You need this. Time is never the bitch but certainly a true healer.

If your love reeked of purity, the ends of your street will meet. To a point, when both can say - certainly.

Photo credit: http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/love1.jpg

 siddheshgarg  

6 ridiculous quotes of Ved Pratap Vaidik

Ved Pratap Vaidik has created a storm.

So much that, he has become a overnight sensation. His most recent tete-a-tete with Hafiz Saeed completely overshadowed his editorial days for Times Group. 

As this so-called acclaimed journalist remains defiant of his stupid action, we could only subtly lay down his 6 ridiculous quotes.

Note: Vaidik's quotes hold tall without any captions. 

1. Shut up! 

That's what he said to Arnab on primetime television. 

2. Back in my heyday, I was an editor

 3. I am a veteran in journalism.

 4. I have never come across a tape recorder.

5.  I want independent Kashmir

  6. I am still Indian.

Pictures source: Giphy

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Manmohan Singh pens "Take On Me, I am Pokemon" autobiography

Reigning the Iron Throne for 2 tenures, Manmohan Singh has ascended from PMO Office.  Finally. Juggling daggers and pokerface expressions, Manmohan Singh was an inspiration to the likes of Arjun Rampals and Katrina Kaifs. It requires constant practice, tipped Manmohan Singh at the Vishwa Expressionless Acting summit.

Pokemon, thats me!

Photo credit: http://www.hindustantimes.com/Images/Popup/2012/7/ManmohanSingh650x400px.jpg

He is most notoriously known for his governance of rising onion prices and railway fares. When asked about the price inflation, Manmohan Singh subtly bowed down his head and pointed to the life-like sculpture of Sonia Gandhi beside his doorway. 

On sensing Manmohan Singh’s plight, Sonia Gandhi's mannequin automatically broke in to a lullaby, "Bahubali, hamari firangi - Sonia Gandhi! Sonia Gandhi!"  

Manmohan Singh has decided to club his favourite 80s aHa single, "Take On Me" and Madam Soniaji's fondness in to his autobiographical title. With the exception of Manmohan Singh and Sonia Gandhi herself, no one is happy. The current President of India, "Pranab Mukherjee" on being comfortably ignored by Manmohan Singh has decided to raise a dharna. 

"But I will only fast like Kejriwal, sans muffler and his stinky 10 metre chaadar", reminded Pranab. We get the picture. 

Like a 10 year old who freaks out on finding a Dairy Milk in his bag, Manmohan Singh sprightly shared one of PMO's well-kept inside secrets, "Soniaji fondly calls me Pokemon." Loyal, Electric turbans - we get it. Cute - we thankfully don't.

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