Reigning the Iron Throne for 2 tenures, Manmohan Singh has ascended from PMO Office. Finally. Juggling daggers and pokerface expressions, Manmohan Singh was an inspiration to the likes of Arjun Rampals and Katrina Kaifs. It requires constant practice, tipped Manmohan Singh at the Vishwa Expressionless Acting summit.
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Pokemon, thats me!
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He is most notoriously known for his governance of rising onion prices and railway fares. When asked about the price inflation, Manmohan Singh subtly bowed down his head and pointed to the life-like sculpture of Sonia Gandhi beside his doorway.
On sensing Manmohan Singh’s plight, Sonia Gandhi's mannequin automatically broke in to a lullaby, "Bahubali, hamari firangi - Sonia Gandhi! Sonia Gandhi!"
Manmohan Singh has decided to club his favourite 80s aHa single, "Take On Me" and Madam Soniaji's fondness in to his autobiographical title. With the exception of Manmohan Singh and Sonia Gandhi herself, no one is happy. The current President of India, "Pranab Mukherjee" on being comfortably ignored by Manmohan Singh has decided to raise a dharna.
Manmohan Singh has decided to club his favourite 80s aHa single, "Take On Me" and Madam Soniaji's fondness in to his autobiographical title. With the exception of Manmohan Singh and Sonia Gandhi herself, no one is happy. The current President of India, "Pranab Mukherjee" on being comfortably ignored by Manmohan Singh has decided to raise a dharna.
"But I will only fast like Kejriwal, sans muffler and his stinky 10 metre chaadar", reminded Pranab. We get the picture.
Like a 10 year old who freaks out on finding a Dairy Milk in his bag, Manmohan Singh sprightly shared one of PMO's well-kept inside secrets, "Soniaji fondly calls me Pokemon." Loyal, Electric turbans - we get it. Cute - we thankfully don't.
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