Love
is addictive. The times when her lips become your lip balm, her eyes become
your silver screen and her happiness become your everything could only be
challenged with her presence. But what if her love has reached a level of such intensity
that it spews careful amounts of venom? Her memories are now associated with
your cringes and her smile is enough to make you think of Satan. Before you
think eloping with all your belongings, check out these ways that can help you
to lose your love in 60 days!
Stalk
her!
Yes.
Keep stalking her back to her house, her office space and even her favourite
hang-outs. Of course you can issue the just-stumbled-honey card but make sure
to keep your bag near your hands reach in case you need to scurry!
Okay
her
This
works. Every time. Always reply with monosyllables and get blessed by seeing
her face draining every bit of loving colour.
Stop
answering calls
While
disconnecting calls are only for the brave ones, let's face it- you require
enough energy than your collective testicles before you have that audacity.
Solve this by simply avoiding her calls. Not only will she begin to doubt the
relationship but also she will look for options. Excluding you of course.
Hire
a Savita Bhabhi
This
is for the alpha braves who manage to stand the wrath of her look. Hiring an
actress to play second-fiddle for a party companion will be enough to make her
go green with envy!
Add
chillis
We
all know her meals are amazing. But you know the inside-story. Add an extra bit
of hot chilli or garlic powder during your evening meals and serve cold.
Revenge is best served, we all rightly guess so!
Go
selfie crazy
Post
selfies showcasing your pearly whites without her. Not only will she wonder
your drifting love but will also decide to take a step to move on. Ballsy? *now
sit*
Make
her remind of your nanny
This
is the ultimate trick that you can use. Don't play the dangerous ex-girlfriend
card for you need to think of surviving in one piece. In fact keep dropping
comments that her looks are just like your flailing nanny. If this doesn't
work, what else will!
Try
out one of these ways and watch your love go far far away in just 60 days!
P.S:
If it doesn't help then God bless you and your future family.
1 comment:
Love is indeed addictive, very addictive. Especially when u mislabel infatuation as love.
Love nourishes ones being. Such a love is not allowed in society, as it is very existent itself. Very universal itself. What has been labeled as love in above article is infatuation. Infatuation for fulfillment of self-desires and comfort. Moment they are removed, infatuation ceases, and what is called as Lip balm of love, turns into Venom.
The whole set of advice is very sensible only if word Love is taken as affair from infatuation and not real Love.
Individual, who loves self, takes first step of loving others, interestingly, then no other is required.
All the above said advices are to seek another comfort, as first comfort is now discomfort, so there has to be shift of comfort. This will only make one’sself more miserable and empty. I would rather advice couples, to give little space for analysis and good communication, so that without negativity and emotional torcher, solution can be brought.
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