5 creepy habits of Desi Men

Desi men never end up making fools about themselves. Judging by the trend of being cool, there is an outflow of desi men trying to channel this impossible status.  Looks like that of Crime Master GoGo, they always manage to give the creeps. Presenting you 5 creepy habits of desi men.

5. Strutting the beach wearing knickers

You have a flab and a hairy body to accentuate that. But yet you manage to flash the tights in the hopes of attracting some hot bombshells lurking nearby around. Please stop!

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4. Upload pictures dressed in Rupa banyans

Desi men just love to take pictures. Doesn't matter if you just wearing branded Rupa banyans and strutting that very evident out of shape bod, you still consider yourself nothing less than a John Abraham.

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3. You start sending Facebook requests to almost anyone

Now your friend list is almost 600 and yet you know only 50. Happens. You send countless requests to every other damsel in the hopes that "kabhi na kabhi toh koi pategi yaar!" Yeah if only your banyans were not enough.

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2. Pinkie clad hand in hand walks

This happens. In India it sure does. Almost everyone has seen a fellow desi walking with pinkies held tight with some other guy. And amidst this torturous sights, they try to ogle at girls way out of their league. You going great brother.

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1. Aap Dude Hai

They start calling even the paanwaala a dude. When ran out of change, convincing the autorickshawala with a corny Dude line, even Tusshar Kapoor will wish to remain in his forever Gayab mode.

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-@siddheshgarg