A Hilton Indulgence

Remember the time when you craved for something exquisite, something that took more than a try to pronounce it or made your group envious with a background of someplace splendid? Make that moment more impressive by indulging in an all-you-can-eat buffet at The Brasserie.

A five minute drive from the international terminal of Mumbai, The Brasserie lies within the quaint little summer house of Hilton. The 19th century styled lounge with contrasting hues of dark woods and cream coloured art deco setting changes your posture and spoils your bad mood instantly. As you make your way to The Brasserie, the hugely ornate bay windows and the extensive buffet spread adds layers to your luxurious appetite before you finally dig in.

Green Peas Mousse: Bring in the Spring with every spoonful of peas with parmesan crisp. Seasoned off with lavash olives, the acidity is a great way to start your evening.

Milk Strawberry: Before you down a daiquiri or a wine, prep your heart with the milky goodness of a strawberry shooter. As quick as your countdown to 1, 2 and 3, the shooter was reasonably good and a classic.

Boulangerie potato: Lean, mean and full of protein! Roll you tongue with the meltingly soft potatoes glazed with rich flavours of black pepper and hints of thyme.

Thin-crusted pizzas: Topped with elemental cheese, pepperoni, red-pepper flakes and chopped basil, the vegetarian pizza was strictly average and did nothing to match the Hilton experience.

Desserts: All things sugar, all things nice make one eat more day and night! If the beaten whipped cream and shades of Trio Chocolate Mousse did not tease your guilty buds then the Spicy Choco Bar and Dilbahar definitely would. Though the Pineapple Cheesecake in a graham cracker and beaten cream wasn't bad, it was the cinnamon sprinkled Bread Pudding that took you to heaven in every mouthful.

Wine: The whiff of cherry and bell peppers in every sip of cabarent sauvignon wine beautifully ended the meal with acidic flavours and soft tannins.

Overall, The Brasserie was an experience that was high on price and fair good treats. If you are looking for a late night meal and money is not your worry then head over to this shimmery restaurant for a Hilton indulgence. 

Sun, Sea and Mughlai

When your eyes become wider at the very thought of crispy papadums, taste buds cackle louder than the commotion at Udupi restaurant and the cash in your wallet becomes too hot to handle, Crystal in Chowpatty shines brighter than a food knight in budget armour shield!

Situated near Wilson College, this sea-facing restaurant is sure to bring out every raw  emotion of the next door agony aunt. While the decor may take you to a 80s Bollywood film set, the food taste will show you a shortcut to heaven.

Someone wise had said, "Don't judge Crystal by its limited North Indian menu." And that was yours truly.

The October heat was enough to strip one's makeup to basic foundation and a bite of Crystal's masala papadum could make you sing a Daler Mehndi song. Layered with diced onions, seasoned cilantro and zesty flavoured tomatoes, their black gram papadums was a great start to pin down the weather in the very first round. Ordering Mutter Paneer was strong on cinnamon and garam masala and would help your date to invite you home.

If you wish to avoid that "long awkward moment of silence" then try guessing the 5-6 different veggies in their Korma. Your time will go as smooth as their crispy buttered rotis down your throat. One shouldn't miss the kheer which entices you with its all-day bubbling vat at the entrance and taste of rich nuts and refreshing cream.

A reasonable billing of 250 rs. will bring an euphoric feeling which even Bachelor's Green Chilli Ice Cream nearby can't  beat. So head over to Crystal for a little bit of sun, sea and Mughlai.

-siddheshgarg

The Homecoming of Spicy Mughlai

   If it's a Saturday night and you are starving then all you need is some spicy Mughlai. If your stomach is growling for some Chicken dressed in layers of mayonnaise then all you need is a Fusion Chicken Sandwich. If you haven't gorged on cubes of cottage cheese flavoured with Indian spices then all you need is a Kadhai Paneer. If that inner desi in your longs for home-cooked styled Rotis then all you need is Box8's Missi Roti.

Kadhai Paneer, Fusion Chicken Sandwich and Missi Rotis

   Digging into the jeera-flavoured chicken with those perfectly charred onions was enough to satiate my desi craving but I got tongue-tied when I plunged myself into their flavourful Paneer curry. The bowl is more than enough for one and offers a budget-friendly deal with its pricing of 108 rupees. If they could add more of cinnamon in it, the curry would have been nothing but absolutely perfect!

   Also, if they could take out the Chole from their Dilli Chole Box and offer them as a separate dish then this would be a runaway hit! Maybe adding them into a sandwich, styled in a dressing of mayonnaise? Possibly!

Their delivery was quicker than expected. A 38-minute guarantee surely spikes your stomach and goes for a toss with their much awaited serving. The delivery guy came within time and gave my treasure of desi cuisine with a smile.

   If the best part of my day had arrived then it was without question this doorstep meal service!

   A special mention to their Rotis. The hand-tossed Missis were soft and went well with the curry. If it was for just myself, I would trade the rotis with some steamed rice in my daily meals. Nevertheless, the food dishes at Box8 were tasty and made me asking for more for its spicy Mughali!

  Their pricing is fairly economical and won't burn a major hole in your bulging pocket. 2 Rotis for 25 rupees is reasonable and ordering 2 of them along with a bowl of curry fills your tummy easily.

   Out and about, Box8 is an emerging doorstep Indian food service which is making heads turn with its speedy 38-minute guarantee service. It's authentic Indian food is sure to get your tongue rolling with those zesty flavours and fulfilling quantities. If you haven't got a taste of their amazing desi cuisine then you haven't experienced the joys of having amazing Mughlai in your belly.

   On a parting note, the next time you make your Mother taste it, don't be surprised to hear, "Delicious Mughlai and Superb Delivery!"

-siddheshgarg

A Delicious Home Delivery of Desi Cuisine

Box8 meal boxes!

There is no food like Indian. From the times when you dream about a mid-day wrap of a charred Tandoori Paneer or crunchy Grilled Chicken sandwich to your sudden midnight craving for a box of savoury Chole Tikki or a spicy Chicken Tikka Masala curry, indulging in a hearty desi cuisine while in your living room or office couch is like finding a scrumptious Moong Dal ka Halwa inside a Missi Roti! Allowing you to un-box all those flavoury desires, Mumbai's Box8 is nothing but a delivery start-up offering lip-smacking Indian cuisine!

   Since the April heat was as unbearable as finding stale Paneer cubes inside a gravy, I could only wish for a decent Indian meal to up my spirits. It wasn't long before I chanced upon Box8's meals-in-a-box service and decided to appease my hunger. As I had Rahul, a self-confessed pizza lover over at my place: the various menu options at their website was all it took him to try desi!

   Browsing Box8's website, we came across its famed one-of-a-kind 'Box' feature where they tuck wholesome Indian meals inside takeaway boxes. Filled with savoury curry, fresh salad and tangy chutney with vegetarian and meat fillings, the parantha or rice based Box were what we eventually settled for.

Dilli Chole Box and Spicy Paneer Box 

   The classic Chole made in Delhi-style with tamarind chutney of Dilli Chole Box was perfect enough to bring out the inner Dilliness of Rahul. What followed was a tirade of 'Avi', 'Vadiya' and 'Lajawaab' from Rahul with every single bite. Though I found the Chole pieces a bit overcooked for my taste, I liked the crunchiness of greens and the acidity of green chutney. If only they could lessen the amount of capsicum from it, the meal would be anything but a perfectly balanced treat!

Close-up of Dilli Chole Box

   Turning heads to the inviting Spicy Paneer Box, we found the cottage cheese juicy and honestly, quite fulfilling. The dash of cinnamon sprinkled on the succulent cubes gave a lyrical life to our taste buds. The curry was rich on spiciness and managed to transport ourselves into a food fantasyland with its strong but exotic flavour.

   A box is enough for one and heavy enough to keep you up and running. The best part of Box8's boxes are that it comes with everything mixed and all one needs it to dig in. If you wish to add desi magic to your choice of meal, Box8 is certainly a must try! With their  filling and delicious flavours, unpacking their tasty home delivered desi cuisine will only make you have them all the more! Order yours today! 

-siddheshgarg

When Things Started to Give Away

Back in the day when our love was on display,
With our passion play never going astray.

Our happiness that lasted almost everyday,
Our happiness that promised to go the whole way.

Kissing you everywhere like I was in junior high,
Until you started taking everything for a ride.

Our happiness now slowly coming to an end,
Our happiness now becoming my illusionary friend.

I stuck to you like we were an animal glue,
Placed your orgasm before mine every time you came through.

Until the day when things started to give away...

How to lose your love in 60 days

Love is addictive. The times when her lips become your lip balm, her eyes become your silver screen and her happiness become your everything could only be challenged with her presence. But what if her love has reached a level of such intensity that it spews careful amounts of venom? Her memories are now associated with your cringes and her smile is enough to make you think of Satan. Before you think eloping with all your belongings, check out these ways that can help you to lose your love in 60 days!

Stalk her!

Yes. Keep stalking her back to her house, her office space and even her favourite hang-outs. Of course you can issue the just-stumbled-honey card but make sure to keep your bag near your hands reach in case you need to scurry!

Okay her

This works. Every time. Always reply with monosyllables and get blessed by seeing her face draining every bit of loving colour.

Stop answering calls

While disconnecting calls are only for the brave ones, let's face it- you require enough energy than your collective testicles before you have that audacity. Solve this by simply avoiding her calls. Not only will she begin to doubt the relationship but also she will look for options. Excluding you of course.

Hire a Savita Bhabhi

This is for the alpha braves who manage to stand the wrath of her look. Hiring an actress to play second-fiddle for a party companion will be enough to make her go green with envy!

Add chillis

We all know her meals are amazing. But you know the inside-story. Add an extra bit of hot chilli or garlic powder during your evening meals and serve cold. Revenge is best served, we all rightly guess so!

Go selfie crazy

Post selfies showcasing your pearly whites without her. Not only will she wonder your drifting love but will also decide to take a step to move on. Ballsy? *now sit*

Make her remind of your nanny

This is the ultimate trick that you can use. Don't play the dangerous ex-girlfriend card for you need to think of surviving in one piece. In fact keep dropping comments that her looks are just like your flailing nanny. If this doesn't work, what else will!

­­­Try out one of these ways and watch your love go far far away in just 60 days!

P.S: If it doesn't help then God bless you and your future family. 

Night of Bey-hinds

It was the night to remember. 

Gone are the days, when showcasing your vaj-jay-jay were considered as an act of eye-candy. Now, this is 2014. Beyonce's booty, never got out-of-fashion. So much so, that even celebs couldn't help but exclaim a flawless - *gasp!* 

Nicki Minaj's buns 

ass equals flawless.

Taylor Swift

Yes, she just saw Bey's.

Wiz Khalifa - Amber Rose

If only her ass were as famous as Bey's - Wiz

And Nicki Minaj again 

Considering how viral her ass is, she deserves another mention. 

After shaking her buns, Nicki's ass agreed - lets, hide in shame. 

And finally - Bey herself

My ass made for the G-O-Ds. 

#flawless.

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